I Spy Another Marathon
01/18/2021
It was a dark and stormy night on the road from
#SeattleToBahiaBlanca. As I walked down the trail, I felt a CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER in the air. As it was approaching twilight, it was difficult to discern between KNIGHT AND DAY. When I SPYed around the bend, I was surprised to see THE FOREIGNER running up to me and pulling me away into the brush where we couldn’t be seen! He hurriedly motioned further down on the path where there was a herd of slugs leaving a slick trail of slime. Using code, he told me they were SPIES IN DISGUISE and I had 3 DAYS TO KILL them all. He said I would be assigned to work with MY SPY, JASON BOURNE, who might seem DESPICABLE to ME. BOURNEs IDENTITY would be kept TOP SECRET. I would no longer be considered as THE TOURIST on my #ToddlingAroundTheWorld journey, but would be known as the INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY and play a key part in BOURNEs LEGACY. Another objective of mine for this SPY GAME would be to work covertly with JOHNNY ENGLISH, THE SPY NEXT DOOR. Even though he seemed DESPICABLE 2, he would work closely with me to SPY HARD and was known to be an excellent SHADOW RECRUIT. It was determined that Johnny , Jason and I (now known by the code name of the DESPICABLE me 3) would covertly meet up at an undisclosed location. There we would discuss the tactics we would use to take down the enemies that were infesting our trails with their super-slick-slimy-secretions, which were causing so many dangerous interactions with humans. We were told that we would HUNT FOR the nefarious leader of the Slugs, also known as: RED OCTOBER. BOURNE said the slugs felt a SUPREMACY to other trail dwellers and instructed that we we were to give them an ULTIMATUM to stay in the woods or we would be forced to attack them with THE SUM OF ALL their FEARS...
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SALT!!
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29 movies, 3,148 minutes, 161 miles, Completing 6.14 #treadmillmoviemarathons
Seattle to Bahia Total Start: 6/18/2019 7020
Seattle to Bahia Completed 5596
Seattle to Bahia Remaining 1424
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